125+ Great Dog Quotes To Read Today!
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If you’re here, it’s because you love dogs and enjoy everything they bring to your lives. These dog quotes are all about dogs, our love for dogs, and their love for us! Read on for some cute dog-inspiration!
“A dog desires affection more than its dinner. Well – almost.” – Charlotte Gray |
“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.” – Josh Billings |
“A dog is the only thing that can mend a crack in your broken heart” – Judy Desmond |
“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.” – Robert Benchley |
“A dog will make eye contact. A cat will, too, but a cat’s eyes don’t even look entirely warm-blooded to me, whereas a dog’s eyes look human except less guarded. A dog will look at you as if to say, ‘What do you want me to do for you? I’ll do anything for you.’ Whether a dog can in fact, do anything for you if you don’t have sheep [I never have] is another matter. The dog is willing.” – Roy Blount Jr. |
“A lot of shelter dogs are mutts like me.” – Barack Obama |
“A well trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch. He will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it.” – Helen Thomson |
“All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn’t a dog.” – Charles M Schulz |
“Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.” – Franklin P. Jones |
“As wonderful as dogs can be, they are famous for missing the point.” – Jean Ferris |
“Before you get a dog, you can’t quite imagine what living with one might be like; afterward, you can’t imagine living any other way.” – Caroline Knapp |
“But humans drive the cars and decide when dogs eat and where dogs live and clearly this was something else in their power – they could find their dogs when they needed them.” – W. Bruce Cameron |
“Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives.” – Sue Murphy |
“Did you know that there are over 300 words for love in canine?” – Gabriel Zevin |
“Does not the gratitude of the dog put to shame any man who is ungrateful to his benefactors?” – Saint Basil |
“Dogs are great. Bad dogs, if you can really call them that, are perhaps the greatest of them all.” -John Grogan |
“Dogs are how people would be if the important stuff is all that mattered to us.” – Ashly Lorenzana |
“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.” – Roger Caras |
“Dogs are our link to paradise. They don’t know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring — it was peace.” – Milan Kundera |
“Dogs are wise. They crawl away into a quiet corner and lick their wounds and do not rejoin the world until they are whole once more.” – Agatha Christie |
“Dogs come into our lives to teach us about love, they depart to teach us about loss. A new dog never replaces an old dog. It merely expands the heart.” – Author Unknown |
“Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen.”– Orhan Pamuk |
“Dogs have a way of finding the people who need them, and filling an emptiness we didn’t ever know we had.” – Thom Jones |
“Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.” – Roger A. Caras |
“Dogs have more love than integrity. They’ve been true to us, yes, but they haven’t been true to themselves.” – Clarence Day |
“Dogs never bite me. Just humans” – Marilyn Monroe |
“Dogs teach us a very important lesson in life: The mail man is not to be trusted” – Sian Ford |
“Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault, really.” – Agnes Sligh Turnbull |
“Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.” – Ann Landers |
“Even the tiniest poodle or chihuahua is still a wolf at heart.” – Dorothy Hinshaw |
“Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth!” – Anne Tyler |
“Every dog has his day, unless he loses his tail, then he has a weak-end.” – June Carter Cash |
“Every dog must have his day.” – Jonathan Swift |
“A dog will teach you unconditional love. If you can have that in your life, things won’t be too bad.” – Robert Wagner |
“Everything I know I learned from dogs.” – Nora Roberts |
“Fall in love with a dog, and in many ways you enter a new orbit, a universe that features not just new colors but new rituals, new rules, a new way of experiencing attachment.” – Caroline Knapp |
“Happiness is a warm puppy.” – Charles Shultz |
“Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.” – Alexander Pope |
“I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” – Winston Churchill |
“I care not for a man’s religion whose dog and cat are not better for it.” – Abraham Lincoln “Dogs never bite me. Just humans.” – Marilyn Monroe |
“I don’t think twice about picking up my dog’s poop, but if another dog’s poop is next to it, I think, ‘Eww, dog poop!” – Jonah Goldberg |
“I don’t understand people who don’t touch their pets. Their cat or dog is called a pet for a reason.” – Jarod Kintz |
“I have caught more ills from people sneezing over me and giving me virus infections than from kissing dogs.” – Barbara Woodhouse |
“I have found that when you are deeply troubled, there are things you get from the silent devoted companionship of a dog that you can get from no other source.” – Doris Day |
“I like dogs. You always know what a dog is thinking. It has four moods. Happy, sad, cross, and concentrating. Also, dogs are faithful and they do not tell lies because they cannot talk.” – Mark Haddon |
“I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn’t excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother.” – Bonnie Schacter |
“I sometimes look into the face of my dog Stan and see a wistful sadness and existential angst, when all he is actually doing is slowly scanning the ceiling for flies.” – Merrill Markoe |
“I think dogs are the most amazing creatures. They give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.” – Gilda Radner |
“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.” – Rita Rudner |
“I’m a lot less cranky when it’s just me and my dog.” – Bob Peterson “If a man aspires towards a righteous life, his first act of abstinence is from injury to animals.” – Albert Einstein |
“I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that dogs think humans are nuts.” – John Steinbeck |
“If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.” – Woodrow Wilson |
“If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.” – Capek |
“If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.” – James Thurber |
“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” – Will Rogers |
“If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.” – Fran Lebowitz |
“If you don’t own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.” – Roger Caras |
“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.” – Mark Twain |
“If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.” – Harry Truman |
“In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn’t merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.” – Edward Hoagland |
“Intelligent dogs rarely want to please people whom they do not respect.” – W.R. Koehler |
“It is amazing how much love and laughter they bring into our lives and even how much closer we become with each other because of them.” – John Grogan |
“It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.” – Mark Twain |
“It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.” – Rodney Dangerfield |
“Life is a series of dogs.” – George Carlin |
“Love – that which biologists, nervous about being misunderstood, call ‘attachment ‘- fuels the bond between dog and master or mistress.” – John Bradshaw |
“Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.” -Kinky Friedman |
“My cats inspire me daily. They inspire me to get a dog!” – Greg Curtis |
“My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That’s almost $21.00 in dog money.” – Joe Weinstein |
“My father… was a man who understood all dogs thoroughly and treated them like human beings.” – Flann O’Brien |
“My idea of absolute happiness is to be in bed on a rainy day with my blankie, my cat, and my dog.” – Anne Lamott |
“My little dog – a heartbeat at my feet.” – Edith Wharton |
“My tragedy is that all I want is a dog, and yet I have been cursed with cats all my life.” – Michael Sheen |
“No animal I know of can consistently be more of a friend and companion than a dog.” – Stanley Leinwall |
“Everyone thinks they have the best dog. And none of them are wrong.” – W.R. Purche |
“No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you feel rich.” – Louis Sabin |
“No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as much as the dog does.” – Christopher Morley |
“Nobody can fully understand the meaning of love unless he’s owned a dog. A dog can show you more honest affection with a flick of his tail than a man can gather through a lifetime of handshakes.” – Gene Hill |
“Not Carnegie, Vanderbilt, and Astor together could have raised money enough to buy a quarter share in my little dog.” – Ernest Thompson Seton |
“Old dogs, like old shoes, are comfortable. They might be a bit out of shape and a little worn around the edges, but they fit well.” – Bonnie Wilcox |
“Once you have had a wonderful dog, a life without one, is a life diminished.” – Dean Koontz |
“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.” – Groucho Marx |
“Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods” – Christopher Hitchens |
“Petting, scratching, and cuddling a dog could be as soothing to the mind and heart as deep meditation and almost as good for the soul as prayer.” – Dean Koontz |
“Reason No. 106 why dogs are smarter than humans: Once you leave the litter, you sever contact with your mothers.” – Jodi Picoult |
“Science has so far been unable to tell us how self-aware dogs are, much less whether they have anything like our conscious thoughts. This is not surprising, since neither scientists nor philosophers can agree about what the consciousness of humans consists of, let alone that of animals.” – John Bradshaw |
“Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.” – Franklin P. Jones |
“Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.” – Elizabeth Taylor |
“Some of our greatest historical and artistic treasures we place with curators in museums; others we take for walks.” – Roger A. Caras |
“Such short little lives our pets have to spend with us, and they spend most of it waiting for us to come home each day.” – John Grogan |
“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.” – Andy Rooney |
“The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.” – Charles De Gaulle |
“The bond with a true dog is as lasting as the ties of this earth will ever be.” – Konrad Lorenz |
“The capacity for love that makes dogs such rewarding companions has a flip-side: They find it difficult to cope without us. Since we humans programmed this vulnerability, it’s our responsibility to ensure that our dogs do not suffer as a result.” – John Bradshaw |
“The dog has got more fun out of man than man has got out of the dog, for man is the more laughable of the two animals.” – James Thurber |
“The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his.” – James Thurber |
“The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.” – Mark Twain |
“The dog was created specially for children. He is the god of frolic.” – Henry Ward |
“The gift which I am sending you is called a dog, and is in fact the most precious and valuable possession of mankind” – Theodorus Gaza |
“Dogs leave pawprints on our hearts” – Author Unknown |
“The greatest fear dogs know is the fear that you will not come back when you go out the door without them.” – Stanley Coren |
“The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.” – Samuel Butler |
“The old saw about old dogs and new tricks only applies to certain people.” – Daniel Pinkwater |
“The one absolutely unselfish friend that man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog.” – George Graham |
“The poor dog, in life the firmest friend. The first to welcome, foremost to defend.” – Lord Byron |
“The world would be a nicer place if everyone had the ability to love as unconditionally as a dog.” – M.K. Clinton |
“There is no faith which has never yet been broken except that of a truly faithful dog.” – Konrad Lorenz |
“There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.” – Ben Williams |
“There’s just something about dogs that makes you feel good. You come home, they’re thrilled to see you. They’re good for the ego.” – Janet Schnellman |
“They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.” – Jerome K. Jerome |
“To err is human — to forgive, canine.” – Author Unknown |
“To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.” – Aldous Huxley |
“Watching a dog try to chew a large piece of toffee is a pastime fit for gods. Mr. Fusspot’s mixed ancestry had given him a dexterity of jaw that was truly awesome. He somersaulted happily around the floor, making faces like a rubber gargoyle in a washing machine.” – Terry Pratchett |
“We are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet; and amid all the forms of life that surround us, not one, excepting the dog has made an alliance with us.” – Maurice Maeterlinck |
“We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment to animals.” – Immanuel Kant |
“What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight; it’s the size of the fight in the dog.” – Dwight D Eisenhower |
“What do dogs do on their day off? Can’t lie around – that’s their job!” – George Carlin |
“When an 85 pound mammal licks your tears away, and then tries to sit on your lap, it’s hard to feel sad.” – Kristan Higgins |
“You can usually tell that a man is good if he has a dog who loves him.” – W. Bruce Cameron |
“You know, a dog can snap you out of any kind of bad mood that you’re in faster than you can think of.” – Jill Abramson |
“You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.” – Robert Louis |
“You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.” – Harry Truman |
”I asked this heroic pet lover how it felt to have died for a Schnauzer named Teddy. Salvador Biagiani was philosophical. He said it sure beat dying for absolutely nothing in the Vietnam War.” – Kurt Vonnegut |
“My dog is half pit-bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip.” – Craig Shoemaker |